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what do i do
——story of my life
My BFF Coming out to her 89 Year old Grandmother
Grandmother I need to talk to you
[concerned voice] What? What is it? Are you sick?
No, no. Grandma. I'm gay.
I'm gay Grandma. I have a girlfriend now.
[relieved voice] Oh honey, is that all? I thought you had cancer. Anytime someone needs to tell me something they are sick. Who's your girlfriend, when is her birthday? I'll bake her a pie.